Unexpected question and witty answer

When swami Vivekananda went to USA, a lady asked him to marry her.
When Swamiji asked the reason, she said she was facinatted by his intellect and wanted a offspring with his intelligent caliber.

Swamiji smiled and said, "My dear lady, I understand your desire. Marrying and bringing a child in to this world and understanding whether it is intelligent of no, takes a very long time. Moreover its not guaranteed. Instead, to fulfill your desire immediately, I can suggest a guaranteed way. Take me as your child and your desire of having a child of my intellect is fulfilled".

The lady was speechless....

Moral:
We may receive unexpected questions at times, it depends on how we handle the situation and how witty our answer is...

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